“L8. White rice. Mountain Dew. $4.27? In 15 minutes? Great.”

Yeah it is. I really like having a Chinese food place so close to the office. My fortune lacked merit however. “Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained.” What? That doesn’t even make sense. And what’s with the “can be” part? Make a freaking decision Mr. Fortune Cookie Copy Writer Man. Either my character is or isn’t natural and unrestrained. There is no gray area. You have one short sentence to make your point… ambiguity does not become you.

One that note, has anyone else noticed that most fortune cookies have really started to suck lately? They’re not even fortunes anymore… they’re some bland variety of commentary on my personality or my character. I think this just goes to prove how self-centered we really are… we don’t want to hear what might be, we want to hear how AWESOME WE ARE!

Lucky for you, my lunch break was not completely brought to ruin by the un-fortunate cookie debacle. Some interesting films coming out soon… The Millions looks promising if it can avoid the sappy that tends to color such pictures… and In Good Company looks absolutely great. I’m such a sucker. Also…

1. Here’s the teaser poster for the new Star Wars flick. Nice concept.
2. I’ve got two words for you… Seniors Rule! (Hysterically well-written.)
3. Jeremy caught a rare glimpse of Dave Barnes and his twin.

Too funny.

Happy November, faithful YourCreativityDollarsAtWork™ readers. I’ve been getting 2k plus uniques for the past few months. Where do all you people come from, why do you come back, and how did you get here?

It’s perplexing in an oddly interesting way.