What’s the best way to fake a mustache if you don’t grow substantial facial hair?
If the rest of the questions are any where near that good, I will be a happy camper.
who are the top 5 people you would punch in the face if you saw them walking in the street?
y kan’t tori read?
Why do I lose vision in my left eye after viewing your blog?
Why don’t you have a record deal or at least more guitar videos posted?
Why does swimming with dolphins lead to increased fertility rates?
Why do Germans LOVE Hasslehoff?
Why do people drink powdered milk?
Is Chatanooga just like in that movie Chatanooga Choo Choo?
Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
why is urine yellow?
why did the beatles write “yellow submarine?”
was there a connection between the two?
which started it all: castlevania or metroid?
About The Author
I'm a graphic designer and sometimes writer living in Anderson, South Carolina. I serve as the Design Director for NewSpring Church. I love Jesus, my wife, Levi's Jeans, good Tex-Mex, and 8oz glass bottle Coca-Cola Classic. On good days I love them roughly in that order. Email me.
FAQ
Tue 07/18/06
I’m working on some site-wide changes for all my web-based exploits. It’ll be fun. In the mean time, if I were to have an FAQ (that’s frequently asked questions) what questions would you like to see answered? Please be as abstract and absurd as possible. (Or on topic, that’s allowed too.)