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Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

Quote, “Steven Seagal now can add “Energy Drink formulator” to a list of talents that already includes veteran actor, singer/songwriter, guitarist, and Aikido black belt.” Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink, Cherry Charge and Asian Experience. What I’m shocked by is that he has somehow synthesized the entirity of the Asian cultural experience into one tiny can that’s available at your local 7-Eleven. (thanks Simmy)

Thu 11.30.06

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    I too was amazed and had to buy one. They sucked real bad though. Real funny can but real nasty taste.

    said chris merritt

    at 6:28pm on Thursday

    I find the above comment fairly ironic in a very good way, especially the following: “Real funny can but real nasty taste.”. The irony here being, Stephen Seagal is one funny dude who makes really bad movies. And by bad I mean amazing.

    Also, I heard they are soon releasing a new flavor of the energy drink, it’s called “Indian Jacket” and it will resemble deer hide with tiny tassels and a ponytail.

    said M.A.T.

    at 9:38pm on Thursday

    How you not going to buy a Steven Seagal energy drink?

    said chris merritt

    at 10:46am on Friday

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