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send your list to McSweeney’s post-haste.

You inspired me:

1. Metrosexual pink
2. 70’s Shag Carpet Green/Brown (yes, a heterogeneous mix)
3. Blood of The Innocent Red
4. Smug
5. Farts

said David Drennon

at 6:21pm on Friday

1. Asbestos
2. Flannel Plaid
3. Placenta Pink
4. Rattlesnake Chili
5. Interracial Date

said Charlie

at 6:43pm on Friday

5. Interracial Date

Greatness.

said Joshua

5. Chicken Shit Yellow

Both nauseating and inspiring. I’d like to see it. =)

said Alex Beard

at 10:24pm on Friday

Oooh, this is fun.

1. Black Hearted Soul
2. Nobody Calls Me Yellow
3. Glasgow Sky *
4. One Beer Too Many
5. Neon

* This would be a dull grey.

said Ronnie

at 9:28am on Saturday

[...] A good post from Joshua, got me thinking about which colours I’d like Crayola to produce: [...]

said This Place Is Dead » Blog Archive » Crayola

at 9:30am on Saturday

>Love
>Wet Noodle
>Rock N Roll
>Cow Tipping
>Vegas
>1985

said jmac

at 12:20pm on Saturday

While not nearly as creative, here are mine:

1. Embarrassment Red
2. Amish Folk Gray
3. Old Fluorescent Tube Pink
4. Toxic Snow Orange
5. Pea Soup, or “The Exorcist,” Green

said Larry

at 9:05pm on Saturday

1. Nicotene Fingernail yellow
2. I-just-dug-up-a-possibly-human-bone-in-my-back-yard Brown
3. Fistfight Red
4. Hypothermia white
5. Brutal Honesty

@ Charlie: “Rattlesnake Chili”. . . Well played.

said Adam Rowlett

at 11:01pm on Saturday

I love the mental picture of many of these colors. “Cow Tipping” produces this blend of black and white/holstein blur in a falling motion. Priceless.

Favorites have got to be – “Nobody Calls Me Yellow”, “Cow Tipping”, and Nicotene Fingernail Yellow”.

Let’s throw in:

Coffee Stain
Allergy Rash
Parachute didn’t open
Skid Mark
I can’t believe it’s not Orange

said Jamie

at 8:29am on Sunday

ok, I’m in….

1. Broccoli Monster
2. Hammered Thumb
3. Clown Smack
4. Liver
5. Who Put The Ex-Lax In The Brownies!?!

Props to Parachute Didn’t Open, Brutal Honesty, Farts, & 1985.

said Orion

at 8:30am on Monday

Collagen
John Larrouquette
Impetigo
Wrestler’s Knee
Your Mom

said blaine

at 8:53am on Monday

Crusty Carolina Clay

said David

at 9:11am on Monday

I meant to say that Crusty Carolina Clay was the color of my clothes at the end of every summer day between the ages of 3 and 13.

said David

at 9:18am on Monday

1. Nuclear Holocaust
2. Ming Dynasty
3. Unprotected Sex
4. Jay Leno’s Mullet
5. Whore House
6. Bloodbath & Bleach
7. DNA Evidence
8. Spinal Tap Drummer
9. Horseface Butcher
10. David Caruso’s Career
11. Lunch Dump
12. Racist Southern Baptist
13. Pontiac Grand-Am

said M.A.T.

at 9:54am on Monday

What is lunch dump? It sounds fantastic.

said David Drennon

at 10:54am on Monday

Special Limited Multi-Colors (”!!!”)
5 E.R.
4 Boys ‘n’ Girlz
3 Spy Vs. Spy (Rejected: Jungle Fever, Life/Death)
2 Peas & Carrots
*drum roll*
1 Irony (”Is it Red, White, & Blue, or Blue, White, and Red?!”)

said Scott

at 11:53am on Tuesday

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