Comments on: Five Hypothetical Colors I Would Pitch to Crayola, If Given the Chance http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:20:42 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Scott http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19761 Scott Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:53:27 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19761 Special Limited Multi-Colors ("!!!") 5 E.R. 4 Boys 'n' Girlz 3 Spy Vs. Spy (Rejected: Jungle Fever, Life/Death) 2 Peas & Carrots *drum roll* 1 Irony ("Is it Red, White, & Blue, or Blue, White, and Red?!") Special Limited Multi-Colors (”!!!”)
5 E.R.
4 Boys ‘n’ Girlz
3 Spy Vs. Spy (Rejected: Jungle Fever, Life/Death)
2 Peas & Carrots
*drum roll*
1 Irony (”Is it Red, White, & Blue, or Blue, White, and Red?!”)

]]> By: David Drennon http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19726 David Drennon Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:54:17 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19726 What is lunch dump? It sounds fantastic. What is lunch dump? It sounds fantastic.

]]> By: M.A.T. http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19723 M.A.T. Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:54:35 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19723 1. Nuclear Holocaust 2. Ming Dynasty 3. Unprotected Sex 4. Jay Leno's Mullet 5. Whore House 6. Bloodbath & Bleach 7. DNA Evidence 8. Spinal Tap Drummer 9. Horseface Butcher 10. David Caruso's Career 11. Lunch Dump 12. Racist Southern Baptist 13. Pontiac Grand-Am 1. Nuclear Holocaust
2. Ming Dynasty
3. Unprotected Sex
4. Jay Leno’s Mullet
5. Whore House
6. Bloodbath & Bleach
7. DNA Evidence
8. Spinal Tap Drummer
9. Horseface Butcher
10. David Caruso’s Career
11. Lunch Dump
12. Racist Southern Baptist
13. Pontiac Grand-Am

]]> By: David http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19721 David Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:18:35 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19721 I meant to say that Crusty Carolina Clay was the color of my clothes at the end of every summer day between the ages of 3 and 13. I meant to say that Crusty Carolina Clay was the color of my clothes at the end of every summer day between the ages of 3 and 13.

]]> By: David http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19720 David Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:11:28 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19720 Crusty Carolina Clay Crusty Carolina Clay

]]> By: blaine http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19719 blaine Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:53:32 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19719 Collagen John Larrouquette Impetigo Wrestler's Knee Your Mom Collagen
John Larrouquette
Impetigo
Wrestler’s Knee
Your Mom

]]> By: Orion http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19717 Orion Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:30:32 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19717 ok, I'm in.... 1. Broccoli Monster 2. Hammered Thumb 3. Clown Smack 4. Liver 5. Who Put The Ex-Lax In The Brownies!?! Props to Parachute Didn't Open, Brutal Honesty, Farts, & 1985. ok, I’m in….

1. Broccoli Monster
2. Hammered Thumb
3. Clown Smack
4. Liver
5. Who Put The Ex-Lax In The Brownies!?!

Props to Parachute Didn’t Open, Brutal Honesty, Farts, & 1985.

]]> By: Jamie http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19693 Jamie Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:29:29 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19693 I love the mental picture of many of these colors. "Cow Tipping" produces this blend of black and white/holstein blur in a falling motion. Priceless. Favorites have got to be - "Nobody Calls Me Yellow", "Cow Tipping", and Nicotene Fingernail Yellow". Let's throw in: Coffee Stain Allergy Rash Parachute didn't open Skid Mark I can't believe it's not Orange I love the mental picture of many of these colors. “Cow Tipping” produces this blend of black and white/holstein blur in a falling motion. Priceless.

Favorites have got to be – “Nobody Calls Me Yellow”, “Cow Tipping”, and Nicotene Fingernail Yellow”.

Let’s throw in:

Coffee Stain
Allergy Rash
Parachute didn’t open
Skid Mark
I can’t believe it’s not Orange

]]> By: Adam Rowlett http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19676 Adam Rowlett Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:01:40 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19676 1. Nicotene Fingernail yellow 2. I-just-dug-up-a-possibly-human-bone-in-my-back-yard Brown 3. Fistfight Red 4. Hypothermia white 5. Brutal Honesty @ Charlie: "Rattlesnake Chili". . . Well played. 1. Nicotene Fingernail yellow
2. I-just-dug-up-a-possibly-human-bone-in-my-back-yard Brown
3. Fistfight Red
4. Hypothermia white
5. Brutal Honesty

@ Charlie: “Rattlesnake Chili”. . . Well played.

]]> By: Larry http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19675 Larry Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:05:05 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19675 While not nearly as creative, here are mine: 1. Embarrassment Red 2. Amish Folk Gray 3. Old Fluorescent Tube Pink 4. Toxic Snow Orange 5. Pea Soup, or “The Exorcist,” Green While not nearly as creative, here are mine:

1. Embarrassment Red
2. Amish Folk Gray
3. Old Fluorescent Tube Pink
4. Toxic Snow Orange
5. Pea Soup, or “The Exorcist,” Green

]]> By: jmac http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19663 jmac Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:20:28 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19663 >Love >Wet Noodle >Rock N Roll >Cow Tipping >Vegas >1985 >Love
>Wet Noodle
>Rock N Roll
>Cow Tipping
>Vegas
>1985

]]> By: This Place Is Dead » Blog Archive » Crayola http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19661 This Place Is Dead » Blog Archive » Crayola Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:30:46 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19661 [...] A good post from Joshua, got me thinking about which colours I’d like Crayola to produce: [...] [...] A good post from Joshua, got me thinking about which colours I’d like Crayola to produce: [...]

]]> By: Ronnie http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19660 Ronnie Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:28:11 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19660 Oooh, this is fun. 1. Black Hearted Soul 2. Nobody Calls Me Yellow 3. Glasgow Sky * 4. One Beer Too Many 5. Neon * This would be a dull grey. Oooh, this is fun.

1. Black Hearted Soul
2. Nobody Calls Me Yellow
3. Glasgow Sky *
4. One Beer Too Many
5. Neon

* This would be a dull grey.

]]> By: Alex Beard http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/2007/02/09/five-colors-i-would-pitch-to-crayola-if-given-the-chance/comment-page-1/#comment-19649 Alex Beard Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:24:13 +0000 http://joshuablankenship.com/blog/?p=4686#comment-19649 <blockquote>5. Chicken Shit Yellow</blockquote> Both nauseating and inspiring. I'd like to see it. =)

5. Chicken Shit Yellow

Both nauseating and inspiring. I’d like to see it. =)

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