1. Polynesian/Hawaiian culture is alarmingly similar to Hispanic culture.
2. Paying one’s rent prior to leaving the contiguous 48 is a good idea.
3. Being married is like perma-sleepover.
4. I like sushi.
5. Having pared my typical wardrobe down to flip flops, jeans/shorts, and plain gray t-shirts, I can pack for three weeks of vacation in one carry-on bag.