1. Every politician in the race to become President Of The United States Of America.
2. If Barack Obama thinks “Race To The Presidency” is somewhat humorous and ironic.
3. Evangelical Christians taking back America for Christ (see: Jesus Camp)
4. Christian Republicans. Talk about humorous and ironic.
5. Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, Alan Keyes, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Tom Tancredo, and for Christ sake, will somebody beat the life out of Fred Thompson already?
1. Eternity
2. Fishing licenses
3. Paying for my kids education
4. Omnipresence
5. Grace
1. the space between protons and neutrons.
2. the human iris.
3. the popularity of Savage Garden.
4. Beam power pentodes.
5. eddie van halen’s tone on “Mean Streets”
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Five Unrelated Thoughts That Make My Head Hurt When I Ponder Them
Fri 11/16/07
1. The ever-widening potential infinitude of the universe
2. West Virginia
3. Chicken Fried Chicken
4. A showdown between The Juggernaut (unstoppable force) and Blob (immovable object)
5. Polaroid Film developing black magic