wow, its real. I was thinking satire, but no…
the MAZE….of competitive brands
No way. Seriously… NO. WAY.
oh… my… lord. It took me three pages to realize this was not not satire.
Wow. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
wait wait wait – I take that back. I think it’s fake.
http://christvertising.com/where.html
“We have a wide variety of refreshments.” There’s just no way.
You know it’s good satire when you can’t quite tell either way.
Here’s a companion video I found while Googling this guy. You should check it out http://www.godtube.com/edvanpelt
it can’t be real. it can’t be.
it could be.
“You know it’s good satire when you can’t quite tell either way.”
While it is good satire, it’s pretty obvious that this is satire. He never mentions how they managed to get over 1.5 million people praying for your brands.
That said, I wish that I worked at Wizards of the Coast, I bet Dungeons and Dragons’ brand could use some prayer.
Brilliant. Satire or not this guy is a marketing genius.
Dude…Isosceles approach to marketing? The isosceles triangle chart? Totally fake. But totally awesome.
Complete satire. I wish it was real so I could make fun of it. Sadly, I can’t. Sadly.
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I'm a graphic designer and sometimes writer living in Anderson, South Carolina. I serve as the Design Director for NewSpring Church. I love Jesus, my wife, Levi's Jeans, good Tex-Mex, and 8oz glass bottle Coca-Cola Classic. On good days I love them roughly in that order. Email me.
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Mon 03/10/08
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