Five Things I Plan on Buying* with my Birthday Money

Fri 06/27/08

1. A helmet to wear while riding my unicycle
2. Some Tom’s Shoes
3. At least one Godfather sandwich with green peppers at The Corner Bagel Shop
4. A stainless steel water bottle
5. Part of my wife’s birthday present

*Truth be told, most of this money will go towards paying off debt. Such is the life of young married couples who have moved cross country twice in their first year of wedded bliss and been stiffed by a few clients.

7 Comments

  1. And yes, my wife and friends did buy me a unicycle for my birthday.

  2. Jason Windsor

    I recommend the Sigg bottles.

  3. Wow, a unicycle sounds amazing. The TOMS won’t disappoint.

  4. I’ve had my eye on the klean kanteen.

  5. Who still gets birthday money? How rad is that? I haven’t gotten birthday money since I was a wee lad. You should buy a mirror that says TIME : Man Of The Year so when you get ready in the morning you can point and wink and no that you rule.

  6. *know

  7. anomalous

    if God had intended for birthday money to be spent on debt He would have had givers send it straight to them

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