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Five of the Worst Movies I Have Ever Subjected Myself To

1. Dogville
2. The Neverending Story
3. National Security
4. Daredevil
5. The Neverending Story II

Fri 07.11.08

Tagged: Film, Friday Five List

There are 23 comments on this post. Add your own comment.

    Those are horrible movies…. If you’ve seen it, then I would recommend Dark Water (2005) with Jennifer Connelly be added to that list. It was 105 minutes of pain and suffering, not for the characters, but for me.

    said Daniel Craig Jallits

    at 12:10am on Friday

    So did you subject yourself to #1 or #2 of Never ending Sotry first? And why did you decide to watch the other one :)

    said brent(inWorship)

    at 12:46am on Friday

    At least have room for The Hulk (circa 2003) on there… perhaps as a honorable mention? That was by far the worst movie I have ever seen…

    said Evan

    at 1:34am on Friday

    @brent - 1 first, years and years ago. Then both, in one sitting, a few weeks back.

    @Evan - some movies I just avoid, knowing they will lack merit. The Hulk was one such film. Ang Lee does not a superhero movie make.

    said Joshua

    The childlike empress is clearly devastated.

    1.The Village
    2.Prime
    3.The Hulk (2003)
    4.Hairspray (Mainly John Travolta)
    5.My Super Ex Girlfriend

    said Zach

    at 1:54am on Friday

    1. Battlefield Earth
    2. Final Destination
    3. Final Destination 2
    4. The Happening
    5. 13 Going on 30 (I shouldn’t have caved into the Mrs. on this one)

    said Daniel

    at 5:37am on Friday

    In years of following and respecting and honoring and generally having my mind blown by you Mr. Blankenship, I have almost never doubted or questioned you.

    However, The Neverending Story is an amazing movie.

    Good day.

    said Jon

    at 8:05am on Friday

    1. The Boondock Saints
    2. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    3. The Last Samurai
    4. Minority Report
    5. Far and Away

    x2

    1. Showgirls
    2. Pearl Harbor
    3. Transformers
    4. Son Of The Pink Panther
    5. V for Vendetta

    x3

    1. The Happening
    2. Lady in the Water
    3. The Village
    4. Signs
    5. The Sixth Sense

    said M.A. Turner

    at 9:18am on Friday

    1. Daddy Day Camp
    2. Jaws: The Revenge
    3. Howard The Duck
    4. Kazaam
    5. White Chicks

    said Orion

    at 9:31am on Friday

    1.) That Darn Cat
    2.) The Hot Chick
    3.) Battlefield Earth
    4.) Steal
    5.) Leprachaun 5 - Leprechaun in the Hood

    said John Sherman Hoyt

    at 10:55am on Friday

    Dogville (this was realllly bad)
    Revolver (do not rent this, its a piece of crap)
    Baby Geniuses
    10000 B.C. (The trailer looks good, but alas, its not)
    Hide and Seek (Worst Deniro movie ever)

    said Preston

    at 12:49pm on Friday

    I can’t believe there are people who don’t like The Neverending Story, those were some of my favorite movies.

    said Reese

    at 2:31pm on Friday

    #1 August Rush

    By FAR the worst movie I have ever seen. Sadly, like a car crash I couldn’t look away.

    said Wes

    at 9:32pm on Friday

    one movie. Jeepers Creepers.

    said luke

    at 10:46pm on Friday

    Aw, man, I loved Jeepers Creepers.

    Borat, on the other hand…

    said Charlie Stout

    at 8:01pm on Saturday

    the 5 movies I disagree with MA Turner on:

    1. The Boondock Saints
    2. The Last Samurai
    3. Transformers
    4. V for Vendetta
    5. The Sixth Sense

    Now don’t get me wrong, Transformers in particular wasn’t a “good” movie, but it was very entertaining and everything we expected it to be.

    said chriswho

    at 1:48pm on Sunday

    Ha! Tom and I watched your copy of The Neverending Story the other week…so cheesy. But, it holds a special place in my heart because of my childhood adoration of Falcor.

    And for the guy who said “The Boondock Saints” and “The Sixth Sense” - blasphemy. I detect bitterness.

    Dogville is one of the Lars Von Trier films I have yet to see.

    said DJ Wilson

    at 6:27pm on Sunday

    1. The Holiday
    2. Planet Of The Apes (Tim Burton edition)
    3. Pearl Harbor
    4. A Guy Thing
    5. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

    said Cameron

    at 1:18am on Monday

    Oh, I forgot how bloody horrible The Holiday was.

    said Joshua

    Chris, I’ll give you everything but Boondock Saints. That is the WORST film in modern movie history. Horrible. Horrible acting, directing, plot, execution, effects, accents, and soundtrack. I seriously hate that movie. I don’t know how people can’t tell the difference between a movie like that and an actual well executed movie in the same vein, Reservoir Dogs.

    said M.A. Turner

    at 8:22am on Monday

    1. August Rush
    2. Catwoman
    3. Batman and Robin
    4. Pearl Harbor
    5. Speed 2

    said Jason Windsor

    at 9:20am on Monday

    Neverending Story?! What?!!!

    That movie was awesome!

    I can see how it would suck if the first time you watched it was when you were in your 30’s, but as a child, I loved it.

    Part 2…eh. yeah, I can agree on that one.

    said MADPHILL

    at 9:37am on Wednesday

    Hmmmmm. I loved Dogville.

    said hubs

    at 2:39pm on Thursday

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