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A Random Sampling of Election Night Quotes (Thus Far)

“Help Me Wolf Blitzer, You’re My Only Hope!” — NY Times

“Oh my God, are you watching this awful hologram thing on CNN? I am so waiting for Wolf Blitzer to strike Jessica Yellin down with a light saber.” — The Morning News

“Holograms? Please, CNN, we’ve had these for years! How do you think we prank Destro in the executive can?” — Cobra Commander

“My voting machine looked like it was designed by Willy Wonka. I’m interested in joining a collaboration to prototype a replacement.” — Zach Klein

Tue 11.04.08

Tagged: An Entry, Politics

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    lol…I love the first quote. That was TOTALLY a Star Wars moment when I saw it. I think the whole hologram thing actually distracted from the content of what they were saying. It was like CNN had this shiny new toy they were showing off for everyone.

    said Brad Ruggles

    at 10:23am on Wednesday

    You left out the best one of all. “Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.”

    said Dwayne

    at 2:51pm on Wednesday

    “The Red States have less money, yet they go with McCain. Rednecks love their guns. Too bad they’re shooting themselves in the foot.”
    -M.A. Turner

    said M. Augustus Turner III

    at 5:02pm on Wednesday

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