This week's sign that Hollywood is a sad, sad place: “We’re very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf and the other Smurfs in all of their glory,” said Columbia president Doug Belgrad.
This week's sign that Hollywood is a sad, sad place: A sequel is in production featuring the female lead from a perfectly complete and awesome horror movie wherein the director’s cut makes it alarmingly clear that EVERYONE DIES, including said actress.
This week's sign that Hollywood is a sad, sad place: It was completely believable to most of the internet that this fake site for Speed 3 was a studio-backed reality.