Notes to Self

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Joshua Blankenship — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:37:09 +0000

Do not, under any circumstances, feel obligated to follow, friend or otherwise entertain people on various social web applications and sites simply because you know them. If they don’t add considerable value/wisdom/laughter to your day, e-ditch ‘em without a wince.

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Joshua Blankenship — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:11:49 +0000

When the Internet is boring, stop relentlessly refreshing RSS feeds and make something, dammit.

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Joshua Blankenship — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:43:24 +0000

Three day, two night beach vacations are about 24 hours away from absolute bi-monthly perfection. Book accordingly.

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Joshua Blankenship — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:43:33 +0000

Find an anonymous wealthy benefactor. Stat.

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Joshua Blankenship — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:19:54 +0000

Next time you lament how hard it is to market a client’s poorly-named product, be glad you weren’t tasked with the Witch Hazel campaign.

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Joshua Blankenship — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:15:11 +0000

The innate goodness of banana pudding is best experienced on the third day. Skin on top is thus inevitable and welcome.

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Joshua Blankenship — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:07:27 +0000

Heirloom beans pack an ancient whallop.