The Manfood Pyramid

Any article that begins with the title “There are no parsley sprigs on the manfood pyramid” basically has me at hello. I should just quote the entirity of this article because it’s one of the more hysterical things i’ve read in months. “There are some women, and even some men, who eat girlfood compulsively because they have the urge to dine without eating. They know that food can kill you, and worse, make you fat.” Brilliance, I tell you, brilliance.