Five Things I Plan on Buying* with my Birthday Money

1. A helmet to wear while riding my unicycle
2. Some Tom’s Shoes
3. At least one Godfather sandwich with green peppers at The Corner Bagel Shop
4. A stainless steel water bottle
5. Part of my wife’s birthday present

*Truth be told, most of this money will go towards paying off debt. Such is the life of young married couples who have moved cross country twice in their first year of wedded bliss and been stiffed by a few clients.