Dear Schools w/ Cat-ish Mascots,

i.e. Panthers of Wisc-Milwaukee, Tigers of Pacific, and Bearcats of Cinci…

Thank you for royally jacking up my NCAA brackets. I placed my trust in you to play the role of first round loser. I had big plans for your opponents and believed in them, but you they me down… YOU LET ME DOWN. You and your winning. And Alabama… what’s your deal? Perhaps the Sweet 16 was too much to ask of you… but one win? You couldn’t even pull off one win? The 5-12 seed upset curse has dashed my hopes. Wisc-Milwaukee? They have a freaking HYPHEN IN THEIR NAME. Bama… big schools don’t lose to hyphenated schools. 

No love,Joshua