How To Make Yourself Look Exceptionally Bad

Step 1: Choose the absolute worst angle to take headshots from. Ideally, this should be an angle that makes the nose appear at least twice it’s normal size. Get up-close. No, closer. Closer. Like pores-and-errant-hairs closer.

Step 2: Open Photoshop and proceed to “photoshop them” as you see fit.

Step 3: Post file to the interweb.

Step 4: Repeat the adage “Only truly beautiful people can make truly ugly faces” until the mantra is cemented as truth in your head and your ego comes home.

The end. Repeat as necessary.