Strange Man In My Shower Alert
Only completely not. After all, he’s not strange. Well… to clarify, he’s not strange in the strictest, number-one-beside-its-definition sense. I don’t mean “not previously unknown or unfamiliar,” because he is a known factor. He is, however, completely “out of the ordinary; unusual, and differing from the normal.” Whatever the semantics, I have a roommate again. 2/3 of the famed McWilsonShip residence are reunited under one roof. We thought it would be fun to have Wilson back, too, but I somehow doubt his wife would enjoy our persistent, unwavering, all-encompassing presence.
Too each their own.