When All You Want Is Quiet

So i’m at Jittery Joe’s (which just changed their name to eCity Java… ew) to do some thinking and clear my head and get some things together (I have large news of the professional nature i’ll share after I finish processing it all) and all I want is the quiet coffeeshop experience (with free wi-fi) and what do I get? (Other than a multitude of parenthetical phrases?)

REM… they’re playing freaking REM. Were you aware that REM IS THE WORST BAND EVER (EXCEPT FOR THE BEE GEES)? They make me want to rage on something. Taunting me… that’s what they’re doing.