Dear SunTrust,
Since I attended FSU and was therefor forced to deal with you, I have long known that you are a devil bank. However, I just wanted to pause and congratulate you on paying huge sums of money for your new logo which, if it were up for the award for Absolute Worst Corporate Identity Makeover, would surely destroy the competition.
Enjoy your ugly logo… gradients are SO HIP.
With glee,