People Who Should Be Beaten Up

Just on principle… Orlando Bloom, Internet Explorer users, guys with bike racks on their cars that don’t actually ride bikes, Ben Stiller, designers of full screen websites, users of the following fonts: Comic Sans, Papyrus, Sand, and anything that looks like a Mexican fiesta just vomited on my monitor, loud talkers, parents who let their daughters dress like that, REM, anyone who likes that whiny Ryan Cabrera song, (speaking of…) guys with haircuts that try too hard, diehard fans of colleges they never attended, and Jessica Simpson.