Dear Land Rover Driver,

I apologize for pulling out in front of you tonight on Marchbanks Road. But I did want to thank you for your white-hot, blinding brights that engulfed me like an alien abduction directly after the aformentioned poor driving decision. The influx of light allowed me to find various lost items in my truck that might have gone otherwise unnoticed in the darkness that typically accompanies my night-time driving habits.

Here’s to you, High Beam,Joshua