Quite Possibly The Best…

…collection of killer 80’s-inspired Ninja Training Videos you’ll see today. 

The weapon descriptions are also quite entertaining. Who can pass on writing like, “Hand Claws – At some point in their life, every single Ninja will go flying up the trunk of a conifer tree and fire an arrow into another man’s eye. These are for that.” or the pet-conscious “Sectioned Staff – Let’s just say that if a Ninja starts swinging this thing around, in a pet store for instance, every single pet would be killed in five seconds.” 

You should be laughing right now.