Perfection

I just finished watching Three Days Of The Condor. (I’ve been on this 70’s Dino De Laurentiis kick lately… it doesn’t get better than the tone, pacing, and absolutely amazing soundtracks of movies like this). Great flick, but let’s be honest about what the main draw is here. NO ONE had better hair in Hollywood than Robert Redford, circa 1967-1977. It’s just impossible to imagine hair that wonderful. The swoop, the shimmer, the carefully placed highlights, the clever sideburns. Try all you want to, gentlemen (and while we’re at it, ladies too) but there is no way that you will ever top that crop. Just go ahead and accept it and try to move on with your sub-par, borderline-pathetic follicles.