Dear Sir(s),

(I am fully convinced you are all men, as no self-respecting woman would have allowed such an atrocity to occupy space in the real world of a consumer’s daily life.)

So, you who are responsible for the design of my 1995 Honda Passport, I would pay real money for the pleasure of punching you directly in the face if it was your idea to design a vehicle with no cupholders.

Soaked and still craving Coca-Cola Classic,