Leathers Pants on eBay

If you’re in the market for some men’s leather pants, this is probably the best eBay auction description i’ve read in months. “They are size 34×34. I am no longer size 34×34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants.” Brilliance. And don’t miss the equally enjoyable Q&A at the bottom. (via Tara Leigh)