The Fog

Pajiba’s review of The Fog starts out like: “The Fog, directed by Rupert Wainwright, who gave us Stigmata (strike one), is a remake (strike two) of the 1980 cult classic by John Carpenter, and this time around it stars Maggie Grace (ball) and Tom Welling (strike three, and that’s the game) as the hapless victims of a murderous weather pattern on a small island off the Oregon coast.” and really doesn’t need to go any further.