Dear Previous Tenant of Apt 24,

Thanks for cleaning up so tidy. 

Also, thanks for leaving me 2 AND A HALF KEYS. The whole key to the apartment door… very handy. The whole key to the mailbox (send me a postcard, people)… very handy as well. The half key to the actual building I live in… not so much handy. 

Except for maybe half-keying your car. (I kid, I kid.)

Enjoying one more day NOT in my own building,