Dear Internets,

From all of us at Tubatomic Studio to all of you in your cubicles, offices, coffeeshops, underwear, etc. WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS. Turn up your speakers, make sure you have Flash 8, and realize that it may be mildly offensive to various segments of society for various reasons. But it’s dang funny.

Props to M.A. Turner for doing the bulk of the work and being awesome,