Completely Logical Product Rental Fees

This weekend, I will be in Nashville to see friends and attend a hoity toity wedding. To accomplish this task, I will need two things: a rental car and a rental tux. The tux, which is most likely valued at between $150-200, costs almost that much to rent for a day. The car, which is most likely valued more in the neighborhood of $15,000-20,000, costs exactly $85.77 to rent for five days.

Note to self: own and operate a chain of tuxedo rental stores.

(Movie line running through my head: “How do you sleep at night?!?”)