Next-Men X-Men?

Don’t visit this link if you don’t want X-Men 3 spoilers. I warned you.

Empire picks the characters and casting for a hypothetical 4th X-Men installment. Granted, it’s all subjective, but seriously… how terrible are these casting choices?

Mr. Eko, while cool, is certainly no Bishop.

Schwarzenegger as Apocalypse? (Remember Mr. Freeze? I rest my case.)

Ashlee Simpson. I am speechless. I am without speech.

Paul Walker as Longshot? Too dumb, too stupidous.

Freaking Sawyer as Gambit? No, no, no.

(Although, Josh Lucas as Quicksilver and Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool are nice casting… of course I’m probably swayed by my dual heterosexual man crushes on both of them.)