Chess Queen Triggers Fist Fight

Australian chess champion Arianne Caoili, “the Anna Kournikova of chess” (meaning, I assume, that she’s kinda hot, but not really all that great of a player) has British chess grandmaster Danny Gormally and Armenia’s Levon Aronian, the world’s No. 3 player, bar brawling over her. So, let’s recap… chess nerds… fist fighting… over a female chess nerd… in da club. I can’t make this stuff up, people.