Momentary Holes in the Chattanooga Space/Time Continuum
[This all played out at approximately 6:56pm EST]
Sales rep: “Auto Zone, this is Jessica. How can I help you?”
Me: “What time do you close tonight?”
Sales rep: “We close at 6.”
Me: “Sooooo… you’re telling me you’re already closed?”
[pause]
Sales rep: “We close at 9.”
Do dyslexia work on the vertical axis too? (I’m not poking fun, I’m seriously asking.)