Some Spam I Got

Have you ever wondered how it would feel to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace. Well now is you chance. We have a complete line of high quailty replicated products. No one will ever notice the difference. Only you will know. So why wait.

Why wait? WHY WAIT? Maybe because I’ve wondered how it would feel to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace (thanks for asking) and there’s no way your spam-loving company can assist me in realizing that goal because YOU SELL FAKE WATCHES AND NECKLACES and even if I buy your product(s), I’m still left wondering.

If you’re going to spam me 50 times a day, at least have the decency to make said spam somewhat coherent. Honestly. I hate you.