High Fidelity: The Musical (What?)
When I stumbled onto High Fidelity: The Musical, I immediately said (in my inner-monologue voice) “I can’t think of too many worse ideas than translating that film into a Broadway show.”
OR MAYBE I CAN:
- Terminator 4: The Musical – picture this: a chorus of DANCING ROBOT ENDOSKELETONS singing SHOW TUNES surrounded by pyrotechnics. A spectacle for the ages.
- I’m Gonna Get You Sucka: The Musical – “Good Lord, that’s a lot of money.”
- Requiem for a Dream: The Musical – who doesn’t love the thought of combining heroin, downward spirals, and SHOW TUNES? And with Jared Leto trying to be a hysterically horrible rockstar lately, he could transition right into reprising his role.