Monopoly Gets a Modern Makeover (Gross)

Hasbro has redesigned Monopoly’s boards and pieces with a Here & Now version. Say goodbye to all the memorable NY/NJ street names and say hello to building properties on… The Mall of America? Texas Stadium? How do I build a hotel on a stadium? Does it go on top? And forget playing as the shoe or the little dog… now you’re McDonald’s french fries. I’m not making this up. AMERICA HAS VOTED! And America is apparently full of idiots. (via Veer)