Overheard at the Sufjan Stevens Show
- Massively annoying girl in front of me: OH. MY. GOD. This is like what, like, heaven is like. I’m not [unintelligible gibberish] kidding you. It’s like… ephemeral.
- Massively’s slightly disinterested friend: Ethereal. You mean “it’s like… ethereal.”
- Fanboy Stage Left: I love your band. [pause] All of them.
- Fratboy Stage Right: I love your body. [pause] All of it.