Lines From Alanis Morissette’s Ironic, Modified to Actually Make Them Ironic

“Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, Well isn’t this nice… now I’ll never make it to the National Association of Aviophobics conference in Reno, NV.”

Lines from Alanis Morissette’s Ironic, modified to actually make them ironic

Related: Irony 1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.