Some Spam I Got

“Hi. Do not delete it please. I need money urgent.”
Anonymous spammer attempting to post comment spam

It pulls on my heartstrings… it really does. Such vulnerability and, it must be said, urgency in your voice (typing). So fragile and exposed… like the tiny bonsai tree on the side of the perilous cliff in Karate Kid III.

But don’t we all need money urgent, Anonymous Spammer? And thus, you are deleted. All 81 of the posts wherein you and your spammer kin begged (pleaded, even!) for comment moderation mercy.