Is It a Fortune Cookie Sans Fortune?

My new favorite snack: Pei Wei lettuce wraps with a side of rice. Related Asian restaurant dining activity: The Lady and I always make up stories wherein the grand finale punchline is uttered by cracking open your fortune cookie and reading the fortune (e.g. “…and thus the wise, old wizard struck down the carnivorous robot dolphin with his broken staff and, through bearded, muffled lips exclaimed [insert fortune cookie fortune here].”

Unfortunately (unintentional pun), during tonight’s snackage, I opened my cookie to find Asian emptiness staring back at me; broken walls of thin, crisp, baked cookie that have never felt the presence of a potentially-prophetic paper slip. 

I leave it up to you to give me my missing phantom fortune.