Thanks For Something Adobe

Super-helpful error messages I’ve gotten today from Photoshop:

Could not complete your request because of a program error.

Could not complete your request because something prevented the text engine from being initialized.

Something? Seriously? 

What, like Nazis? David Duchovny? Like you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids? How does copy like that ever make it into production?