Inmate Sues Michael Vick For $63billion Alleging Al Qaeda Ties

Quote, “South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties” – probably the most pathetic headline ever. Apparently Vick stole two dogs, sold them on eBay, and then “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.” They must have been tiny missiles.