$100 Apple Gift Card for Early iPhone Adopters

[W]e have decided to offer every iPhone customer who purchased an iPhone from either Apple or AT&T, and who is not receiving a rebate or any other consideration, a $100 store credit towards the purchase of any product at an Apple Retail Store or the Apple Online Store. Details are still being worked out and will be posted on Apple’s website next week.
— Steve Jobs, in an open letter to iPhone users

Now all you people who complained so vehemently that Apple let you down, you can all go back to being fanboys, walk into the Apple Store with your $100 gift card and pound of flesh, buy something that costs more than $100, and give Apple more of your money.