Five Things That Are Minorly Uncomfortable About Today

1. Feeling the breeze on my chin.
2. My body punishing me for eating out three times yesterday, all of which included fried food.
3. Only being able to access the internet in random stops and starts.
4. Having a grandiose decision to make soon.
5. Watching a reality TV show about chick Muay Thai fighters. Who are oddly attractive.