Recently Unemployed Internet Millionaire Seeks Experts in NYC for Tutoring, Conversation, and Learning

Ok, so imagine you’re an internet-famous, twenty-something, recently-made-millionaire who was even-more-recently (allegedly) fired by the largish media conglomerate who bought 51% of the now-successful new media company that you and three friends started in college. What do you do now? Apparently, you go find yourself a tutor.