Five Armageddon Scenarios That Most Likely Won’t Make the Cut

1. Armaggedon via an overpopulation of cuddly, fuzzy bunnies
2. Armageddon via worldwide boredom
3. Armageddon via Oprah
4. Armageddon via the 1 billionth live rendition of the Def Leppard song Armageddon It
5. Armageddon via an asteroid the size of Texas