Wherein Buying Produce in South Carolina Makes You a Social Pariah
- Juno-esque Checkout Girl: Woah. Somebody’s a healthy eater.
- Me: We try.
- Juno-esque Checkout Girl: No, seriously. Are from around here?
- Me: I’m SO from around here.
- Bagger Dude: [entering scene] Woah. That’s a lot of fruit and veggie.
- Me: [sigh]