A Random Sampling of Election Night Quotes (Thus Far)

“Help Me Wolf Blitzer, You’re My Only Hope!” — NY Times

“Oh my God, are you watching this awful hologram thing on CNN? I am so waiting for Wolf Blitzer to strike Jessica Yellin down with a light saber.” — The Morning News

“Holograms? Please, CNN, we’ve had these for years! How do you think we prank Destro in the executive can?” — Cobra Commander

“My voting machine looked like it was designed by Willy Wonka. I’m interested in joining a collaboration to prototype a replacement.” — Zach Klein