Five Fates Worse than Death

  1. Flickr Endlessly curating the Museum of Macro Flower Photography
  2. Midriffs Your wardrobe only consists of too-short shirts
  3. King of Hyphy Your wardrobe only consists of Too $hort shirts
  4. Cubicles Didn’t you get the memo?
  5. 24/7 Vitas Your car stereo only plays Vitas on loop