Five Disparate Things I’ve Noticed About London

  1. Language They use words like “disparate” in normal everyday conversation.
  2. Design There is a huge amount of good graphic design here.
  3. Gams Most everyone has great legs. (You would too if you walked as much as they do.)
  4. Clown Cars Rush hour on the subway pushes the boundaries of how many people you think it’s possible to stuff into one rail car. What’s that in my armpit? Oh, it’s seven other people.
  5. Fashion The fashion styles in the city can basically be divided into four categories: just right fashionable, way too many accessories, I don’t care about how I look, and tourist.